Vexed in the city, are you a jaded new yorker? You'll get this.
Your weekly dose of: Is this really fucking happening to me?
Week 1: Me, myself and Irene - The Tease
You thought you were gonna get laid all week long, you planned for it. You got candles, you bought batteries, you bought the beer, you even bought protection. Some went to home depot for their wood. Then the bitch got depressed and never came and neither did we. Silver lining, have enough batteries to do it better myself next time.
Advice to all hurricanes: Pick a better name, I would rather get fucked by a Bianca than an Irene.
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