Apple Bobber

He seems to have it all, he opens the door, you ordered the lobster. Things are going great, you are on his couch. He is pushing your hair behind your ear and telling you how beautiful you are.

And before you know it... he does the unimaginable: the head guide.
The last time you bobbed for apples was 4th grade. You know where it is - you weren't there for a reason. When a guy pushes your head south of the mason dickson line - LEAVE - GET. THE. HELL. OUT. Get home as fast as you can and mouthwash!